Okay, get ready for this!
First slide; A young girl goes to play football
Second slide; The young girl caught the football field on fire because of how good she is at football, and falls in love with her football
Third slide; She meets her dad at a strip club, and he asks if she enjoyed playing football.
Fourth slide; She tells her dad that she set the field on fire, literally
Fifth slide; In a moment of extreme anger, her father calls her head, bad.
Sixth slide; Intermission
Seventh slide; Behind her fathers back, she marries the football.
Eighth slide; After getting kicked out of home, the young girl decides to have 6 babies with the football and they are forced to live in the sewers.
THE END
K THANKS
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Google TV?
What is it?
Well, it's a media streaming hardware/software that's going to be realeased later this year. It'll probably something like your cable/satellite box will connect to your Google TV device via HDMI cable.
What is it designed to do?
Well, as said before, stream media from websites to your tv so you can view it from the comfort of your tv, lazy ass.
How does it work?
Your cable/satellite box will connect to your Google TV device via HDMI cable. Google TV box would have a full browser and connect to the Internet via the user's WiFi or wired access, it would also bring all of the rest of the Internet to the TV as well.
Can the product features be extended through the installation of additional software?
I don't have any information on this yet, however, I see no reason why it should not.
Will it work in Tasmania?
Haha, probably not. Nah, it should, it should work all over the world. if not, WAY TO GO GOOGLE, GOOD JOB.
What do you think of this product? Good/Bad? Why?
Hnnng, so many question! Basically, lets be honest, it sounds like 'SOUNDS' like that it's nothing you can't do with your PC hooked to your TV screen. Although, it probably will have a lot more features and a lot easier to use. It should go down well with the world, I think a lot of people will buy it, I mean, who wouldn't hey? It's gonna be the next new thing! Everyone will be talking about the new episode of... I dunno, but something new. It will also help certain videos go viral, as now more people will be able to access it.
Over all, I think it's a brilliant idea, and I would love to see how it will work out in the end. Better not be massive expensive...
Well, it's a media streaming hardware/software that's going to be realeased later this year. It'll probably something like your cable/satellite box will connect to your Google TV device via HDMI cable.
What is it designed to do?
Well, as said before, stream media from websites to your tv so you can view it from the comfort of your tv, lazy ass.
How does it work?
Your cable/satellite box will connect to your Google TV device via HDMI cable. Google TV box would have a full browser and connect to the Internet via the user's WiFi or wired access, it would also bring all of the rest of the Internet to the TV as well.
Can the product features be extended through the installation of additional software?
I don't have any information on this yet, however, I see no reason why it should not.
Will it work in Tasmania?
Haha, probably not. Nah, it should, it should work all over the world. if not, WAY TO GO GOOGLE, GOOD JOB.
What do you think of this product? Good/Bad? Why?
Hnnng, so many question! Basically, lets be honest, it sounds like 'SOUNDS' like that it's nothing you can't do with your PC hooked to your TV screen. Although, it probably will have a lot more features and a lot easier to use. It should go down well with the world, I think a lot of people will buy it, I mean, who wouldn't hey? It's gonna be the next new thing! Everyone will be talking about the new episode of... I dunno, but something new. It will also help certain videos go viral, as now more people will be able to access it.
Over all, I think it's a brilliant idea, and I would love to see how it will work out in the end. Better not be massive expensive...
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
IN OTHER NEWS
So, I have been working on a short story like thing, going pretty good so far, thinking of posting page by page when I write it. OH WAIT, SINCE NO ONE COMMENTS OR ANYTHING, YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO TAKE IT!
SONG OF THE DAY
My the man by Haunted Shores, featuring Elliot Coleman
Enough said I think, Elliot is awesome, and well, Misha and Mark are amazing song writers.
Chest heaving, light of breath. Head spinning. He is right behind me. Mossy rocks ahead, might be a good place to hide. Crunching leaves, loud sharp breathing. Every step I take, sending me further out.
What is that noise accompining my rough loud heartbeat? The sound is as beautiful as a warm sip of delicious coffe after a long loud night. The smell of rain drifting in the air around me. Yet as I look up to the darkening canopy, there are no clouds in the heavens. Then comes the damp touch, the air is full of something, maybe the loss of blood is affecting me now.
Then it showed its beauty, a small, clean waterfall. The sight after a full day of running was as if the gods were rewarding me. Who was this man following me?
I ran down the moss covered dirt path, dodging mossy boulders. Letting the smells around me infuse in my mind, letting it take over me. I could feel the damp air heal my wounds, clean my sweart off my body. Slowly the feeling of tiredness falls over me, so very sleepy. But it's not safe here, not until I hide. Although,. there is a good chance I could find a little crevice I could fit into. Dark enough to hide anywhere. And then, I spotted a small makeshift cave made from rocks and the majestic waterfalls walls.
SONG OF THE DAY
My the man by Haunted Shores, featuring Elliot Coleman
Enough said I think, Elliot is awesome, and well, Misha and Mark are amazing song writers.
Chest heaving, light of breath. Head spinning. He is right behind me. Mossy rocks ahead, might be a good place to hide. Crunching leaves, loud sharp breathing. Every step I take, sending me further out.
What is that noise accompining my rough loud heartbeat? The sound is as beautiful as a warm sip of delicious coffe after a long loud night. The smell of rain drifting in the air around me. Yet as I look up to the darkening canopy, there are no clouds in the heavens. Then comes the damp touch, the air is full of something, maybe the loss of blood is affecting me now.
Then it showed its beauty, a small, clean waterfall. The sight after a full day of running was as if the gods were rewarding me. Who was this man following me?
I ran down the moss covered dirt path, dodging mossy boulders. Letting the smells around me infuse in my mind, letting it take over me. I could feel the damp air heal my wounds, clean my sweart off my body. Slowly the feeling of tiredness falls over me, so very sleepy. But it's not safe here, not until I hide. Although,. there is a good chance I could find a little crevice I could fit into. Dark enough to hide anywhere. And then, I spotted a small makeshift cave made from rocks and the majestic waterfalls walls.
Monday, March 19, 2012
1. What is PayPal?
2. How expensive would it be to ship a car from Tasmania to the UK?
3. A car costing $2650 does not sound like a collectors item, would it be worth shipping overseas?
4. Why would Stacey want to buy this car?
5. How could we check the authenticity of her intentions? (What is she after?)
6. What can you find out about Stacey Maughan? (clue: use her email address)
7. What do you suspect is happening? Why do you think this?
1. Paypal is the trusted leader in online payments, allowing buyers and buisnesses to send and recieve money online.
2. To ship out a product, it would cost roughly $240
3. I don't really know, I don't have an opinion
4. She might want to buy because she is a collector
5. She is finding out if the car is legit and not a false seller
6. She lives in the UK
7. She is being scammed and the seller isn't legit. She will be giving money to a bad bad mad
E-waste? Whatchu know?
What is E-waste?
E-waste is any old electrical appliance that's either in a state of disrepair or simply obsolete.
Why can't we just put it into the rubbish bins?
Because it's horrible to the enviroment and nearly all of electronic materials can be used re-used for new items.
What happens to E-waste items?
It gets re-used for newer and better electronic items.
Do you think it's important to dispose of E-waste? Why?
Well, because it's not only helping the enviroment, but it's also helping buisnesses and you, because of being able to get upgraded items. So yes, I think it is important to dispose of it properly, and you would be silly not to do so.
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